whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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