ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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