it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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