My hand turned me down
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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