oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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