What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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