Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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