I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
