Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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