He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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