Say something about gay babies.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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