the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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