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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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