She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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