alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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