All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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