"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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