scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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