its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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