I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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