so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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