How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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