I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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