so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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