Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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