Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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