she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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