She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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