Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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