my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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