"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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