Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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