Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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