So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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