Already got asked if we're dating
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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