btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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