apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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