He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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