I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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