is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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