I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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