Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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