I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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