Well douche your snatch and let's go!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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