How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
