apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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