Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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