Already got asked if we're dating
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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