if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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