Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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