garbage
garbage dick
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you win
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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