you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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